January 2011
The best excuse. :))
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
45 Things a Girl Wants, But Won't Ask For. →
45 things a girl wants for but wont ask for:
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you...
“Tell her why she’s perfect for you. Pick her up and pretend like you’re going to...”
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Australia
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From one extreme
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Our thoughts are with everyone who has been affected <3
The koala picture just hit me… :
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to...
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WHAT IF THEY ASK ME TO PAY!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! =)) Really...
I want a relationship where
cravingfowrainbows:
when people look at us, & be like “I want to be in a relationship now”
we go shopping together.
we make fun of each other , but come out stronger at the end.
we’re each others best friends.
we match on some days.
we can never stay mad at each other for so long.
we show off each other to everyone.
at the end of the day we’re happy we’re together, no regretting.
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My Favourite Types of Hugs
Tight hugs: The ones where they just hug you super tight for a long time with no words.
Unexpected hugs: The ones where you’re just doing your own thing and they come from behind and hug you unexpectedly.
Lift up hugs: The ones where you run up to them, and they have their arms all wide, and you just run up and you lift up your legs and they carry you.
Spinning hugs: The ones where they hug...